Forget the wife, in the hotel problems are solved by fucking the receptionist

Wow, she learned how to suck! If she gives it to me, I'll come twice for sure!

The doctor realized that talking wouldn't help, so she gave him a blowjob

It's our first homework, so how do you take it off without creampie 🤷‍♂️

Honey, get it out in time - oh, sorry, you already have a creampie in you

The flaky one didn't mind having sex in my car at all

While I was trying to take my dick in my mouth, it was already cumming

Dude, will you fuck me in secret? I'm not a whore, I'm just a lover

I squeezed your tits and forgot you wanted cum in your mouth. Now lick it off

There'll be no tenderness, I warned her I'd fuck her hard

Hey, get your hands off my dick! All right, jerk off, but don't let your wife find out

Fucking expensive apartment - can I pay with my throat and cunt?

That's what you do when a redheaded sister begs to be fucked?

I've already sucked my dick and taken off my panties - stop groping and put your dick in

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

She came out naked, fucked me, and walked off into the sunset. That's 1 beach

Like that, just on the dick! And then walk around with cum on your tits

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Oh, I'm fucking my girlfriend's boyfriend. She won't be offended. That's the kind of dick you have to share

You got a big dick, bro. Can you show me how to cum?

In geometry she measured the professor's dick and he measured the depth of her vagina

I fell in love with a lesbian, and she always has naked friends in the house — I tolerate

You say you didn't cum inside, then what's that coming out of me?

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!